Message Board - Steve Hartley - author of Danny Baker, Record Breaker

#250

callum thompson-mcconnell (Wednesday, 25 August 2010 17:05)

wendsday 25th agust 16:02 hi steve, do you now that boy at ninelands primary school who got your last atogragh?well thats me!i got the worlds loudest armpit fart book from the lirbery. me and my sister laughed and laughed at the tittle: dritty doings on burly botums! from callum :)

#249

lena (Thursday, 19 August 2010 12:11)

Q. what do you call a dear with no eyes?
A. a no eyedear lol:)

#248

jenny martin (Wednesday, 18 August 2010 18:32)

Hi Steve,

This is Jenny from Borders - very long time since we have been in touch I know! I hope you are all well. I'm now working at Shevington Library, one of the Wigan Borough libraries. My manager, Susan Hayes, has sent you a message regarding a potential visit from you. We would be very excited if this was possible! best wishes and hope to see you soon, Jenny.

#247

molly slack (Monday, 26 July 2010 09:43)

hi steve i love your books they are rocking ace and funny i have all of them and vie read them all twice my sister started crying with laughter there so lol

#246

Aaron Bolton (Sunday, 25 July 2010 20:39)

Hey Steve,

I just got the world's loudest armpit fart. ACE!!. I can't get the world's stickiest earwax because can't get it in the shops.

bye. :)

#245

yasmin (Saturday, 24 July 2010 10:04)

i love your books
woodlans scool

#244

hannah wilson (Thursday, 22 July 2010 21:57)

ive read THE WORLDS AWESOMEST AIR-BARF i read it all at once i could not put the book down. hahah

#243

jessica carroll (Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:09)

(Thursday 22th July 2010)
hi you are a brilliant author I want you to come back to our lady & st swithins catholic primary school please will you come back to our school please please pritty please

#242

wade barrow (Wednesday, 21 July 2010 16:46)

hi steve visit st. swithans again

#241

Laura (Wednesday, 21 July 2010 12:51)

hi steve its laura again you were great at are school i have finshed the worlds biggest bogey and its really funny

hope to write to you soon

Bye!

#240

emily white (Tuesday, 20 July 2010 11:26)

hi steve i love your books there cool. what is the most

siliyest thing youve ever done. mine is i told my mum i cut

my hair but she forgot and then saw

#239

jack watterson (Tuesday, 20 July 2010 11:20)

hi i am jack i rimember wen you cam ta ar school we ar st swithens

#238

sophie (Tuesday, 20 July 2010 11:14)

hello it sophie from school

#237

Jenna Smith (Sunday, 18 July 2010 13:33)

hi steve im from our lady and st swithins school i really enjoyed you coming to school on friday you were really funny and i especially liked the big bogey that got threw over us.

#236

jack (Saturday, 17 July 2010 15:23)

hi steve you are a good author do you remember when you and tony came to our school called our lady st swithins catholic primary school and you threw the ball in and we had to keep it up in the air it was the best thing ever and i hope you and tony come to our school again and you are the best author ever i love you steve hartley and danny baker and i play the what if game an i made a story and in it i said what if my bottom started talking and it said you are hurting me stand up and what if i went to school and i had an assembly and i sat down and my bottom said stop sitting on me i have told so i stood up and the headteacher said to me what are you doing and i said i can not help it my bottom is talking and it is making me stand up so the headteacher told me to sit down so i did an then bottom said i have told you stand up so i did and then my headteacher told me to go to her desk so i walked to her desk very sad and after assembly the headteacher said is it true that your bottom is talking an i said yes an she said so is mine so a bottom talking disease started and everybody in the school started having bottom diseases it is a disaster

#235

jack cunningham (Saturday, 17 July 2010 14:58)

hi steve you're a brilliant author and do you remember when you came to our lady st swithins

love from jack cunningham

#234

lilly (Friday, 16 July 2010 21:16)

My friends in school say chicken cheese rice is real!Because you are silly do you know wether this is real???

#233

cbs kk (Friday, 16 July 2010 21:12)

Some of my friends ask are you 99999999999999999,10101010101010101019999999991999999999911
Years old????!

#232

layla jane hedley (Friday, 16 July 2010 20:27)

hiya steve i really enjoyed your book the worlds biggest bogey it is so funny !!!! i tryed your idea about the what if game i tryed it and i thought what if i had wings and i could fly out of the classroom when ever i want!!!! i liked your pretend bogey lol i also thaught what if i was invisible and I could draw mistashes on the teachers faces! I am hoping to read your next book soon! from Layla jane hedley, st. gregory's catholic primary school!

#231

farah c. (Friday, 16 July 2010 16:41)

Hi steve, thank you for the book. remember when you met me in st. swithins school ????? love from farah clifton x

#230

niamh smith (Thursday, 15 July 2010 17:12)

hi steve it noisy niamh from st. gregorys your visit was amazing i am half way through the air barf its boss

#229

Ethan trout (Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:53)

i was 8 seconds off a world record i had to eat 5 jaffa cakes in 1 minute whit out using my hands :)

#228

Ethan trout (Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:45)

the worlds biggest bogey is well good :)

#227

Emma Pierce (Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:30)

Hey steve it's Emma from st. gregory's primary I have finished the worlds biggest bogey it is so funny! thanks for visiting our school i really enjoyed it! Thanks for sighning my book i will read it again soon!
Bye !

#226

James Hynes (Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:42)

Dear Steve Hartley
I loved it when you came to our School(St Gregory's Catholic Prmary School) Thanks for putting the picture of me and you on the website. I have a new idea for a book. It is called The World's smelliest baby where Danny tries to look after his baby brother while his parents are out...
My favorite charecters are Danny and Matthew.
Yours funnily
James Hynes

#225

finn lawless (Monday, 12 July 2010 20:46)

waiter!waiter!this egg is bad.don't blame me i only lade the table.

#224

Steve Hartley (Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:19)

I had an awesome time last week, meeting all the kids at:

Woodlands Primary School, Formby
St Andrews C of E Primary, Maghull
and
St Gregorys Catholic Primary, Lydiate

There's been some brilliant bogey-bouncing, and some amazing armpit-farting. Well done to all of you!
ACE!!!

#223

Steve Hartley (Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:59)

Hi Daniel :)
Ace idea! Good luck getting those Spots on the Bot! I hope you have an awesome birthday!

Hi ELLEN!!!
I had a fantastic time at St Andrews! You've read all my books? That means you're a Mega-Danny-Fan! Cool :)

Hey Laughy Laura and Bubbly Bethan!
I'm glad you liked the big bogey and giant knickers so much! It was great to meet all the kids at St Gregorys - I really enjoyed making up names for you girls! ~ Silly Steve :)

#222

Bethan (Sunday, 11 July 2010 19:14)

Hey steve its bubbly bethan from st.gregorys i loved the part were we passed round the bogey and you shown us thelmas knikers i am halfway through the worlds biggest bogey it is so fun and funny !!!!!

#221

Laura (Saturday, 10 July 2010 14:49)

Hi steve its laughy laura from st gregorys school class 5. I loved the part were you shown us the big kikers and the big boyey how you write more of your funny storys.

Thanks for visting~Laughy Laura

#220

ELLEN ! (Friday, 09 July 2010 21:09)

Hi steve i am sue you remember coming to st andrews school on the 9th of july 2010 i can say i did like the biggest bogey! and the giant pink and white under pants! i have read all your books and i enjoy them very much your children must be very very very very proud of you! please right back love ellen

#219

Daniel Hughes (Thursday, 08 July 2010 22:10)

Hi steve on my next birthday im going to play put the spot on the bot...oh by the way your books are ace.

#218

Steve Hartley (Wednesday, 07 July 2010 22:29)

Thanks George - it was great to see all the kids at Woodlands again...the Armpit Orchestra was AWESOME!

Hey, Thomas, you've collected them all - ACE!!! And guess what? I'm busy writing the next two Danny Baker books right now. They'll be out next year - keep checking the website for more news!

#217

thomas (Wednesday, 07 July 2010 21:09)

Are there any more books because i really like them i have
the world's biggest BOGEY the world's awesomest AIR-BARF the world's loudest ARMPIT FART THE WORLD'S STICKIEST EARWAX

#216

George Hanneghan (Monday, 05 July 2010 18:25)

Thanks for coming into woodlands today it was awesome!
I bought one of your new books and it was the worlds loudest armpit fart!

Rock on Steve!

#215

Steve Hartley (Saturday, 03 July 2010 15:27)

Thanks Leigh!
The new books are out now - I hope you're enjoying plenty of ear-waxy and armpit-farty fun with the twins!

#214

Leigh (Monday, 21 June 2010 15:26)

Just pre-ordered your next 2 books, can't wait to read them to my 6 year old twins. Bedtime has never been so much fun. Brilliant stuff!!!

#213

Steve Hartley (Monday, 21 June 2010 12:52)

I had an ACE time in Garforth, Leeds, on Friday - thanks to all the kids at:

Green Lane School
Ninelands Lane School
and
Strawberry Fields School

also, Hi *waves!* to everyone I met at:

The Glasgow West End Festival
Hillhead Primary, Glasgow
Kirkham & Wesham Primary
Kirkham Grammar Junior School
Tales on Moon Lane, Dulwich
Shiney Row Primary, Houghton Le Spring
Rosehill Primary, Tameside
Queensgate Primary, Bramhall
and
Baines Endowed School, Thornton

It's been great to meet so many cool kids! Keep those jokes and messages coming - it's awesome to hear from you all!!!

#212

jmf (Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:26)

my funniest joke is What is as light as a feather and ten men can't lift it? A bubble

#211

alix (Saturday, 19 June 2010 11:04)

my funniest joke is knock knock whos there docter docter who you just said it. no i havent tryed to break a world record. i like heys world record for the 2nd most spots on heys bum.

#210

edith (Saturday, 19 June 2010 10:45)

the worlds biggest bogey is really really funny and cool and i am reading the the world awesomest air barf at the moment. Keep writing cos you are really good!

#209

George CW (Friday, 18 June 2010 22:58)

Hello Mr Hartley! Thank you for coming to my school today, it was brilliant. You are really funny and I am looking forward to buying your next two books in July when they come out. Hope you can come again soon. Yours grossly the world's stinkiest, loudest, whiffiest, pongiest, yuckiest trump-filled boy ever...

#208

taylor duckworth (Friday, 18 June 2010 21:39)

thank you for coming to my school at green lane primary it was really funny especially the big bogey and the giant pants hehe and thanks for the book and autograph Taylor

#207

jasmin coates (Friday, 18 June 2010 21:34)

the world,s biggest bogey book is great and very funny when you came in on friday you was so funny from jasmin

#206

louise (Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:40)

HI again
thank you so much for that !
you are so funny
from louise

#205

Steve Hartley (Friday, 11 June 2010 21:48)

Hi Harry - thanks for the joke! It's great that you enjoyed The World's Biggest Bogey so much, and that you're already reading Awesomest Air-Barf. ACE!

Hi Louise :) What animal would I be? I'd love to be a penguin, and slide about on the ice all day, but I don't like eating fish...maybe I could be a penguin who eats chips instead?!

Hi Reuben! I enjoyed coming to your school - you were a great audience!

Hi Aunt Susan! What a nice surprise :) As soon as Uncle John gets them, I'll sign them!

Janet, thanks for your fantastic message. I put a great deal of care and effort into writing my "Danny" books, and to get a message like yours, and hear that your nephew has discovered the *magic of reading* really does make it all worthwhile. Say HI! to Jack for me :)

Hey, Henry - Yes, I AM writing some new books: there are two new ones out in July, and two more next year. Hope you like them!

Hi Eve - Thanks for your truly awesome Pongy Potion Recipe! Cows liver? YUK!!! Glad you enjoyed my talk yesterday :)

#204

Eve (Friday, 11 June 2010 18:47)

Dear Steve
A big thank you for your talk on Thursday.
I have got some ideas for some of your other books: 2 litres of worms blood, 100 kilograms of bogeys, 4 slices of cows liver, & 50 buckets of pea soup.
Hope this helps you when you are writing!
Eve x

#203

henry (Friday, 11 June 2010 17:54)

ARE YOU WRIGHTING ANY MORE NEW BOOKS????????????????????????????

#202

janet Jack (Friday, 11 June 2010 16:59)

Hello Steve
I write to you with heartfelt thanks as we have finally had success getting my eleven year old nephew interesting in reading. My sister helped him with The Famous Five books (OK),but I bought him The biggest Bogey when you visited us at Rufford school. Mysister has told me he didn't want the book to end and saved the last page for a few days. I have picked up awesomest air-barf today which I look forward to giving.What a talent to be able to switch children on to the magic of reading. I thank-you also for my sister who found the book funny, as she has to read half of it and says she can't go back to the famous five. Janet Traynor and JACK

#201

Aunt Susan (Friday, 11 June 2010 16:20)

Hi Steve!

This is very exciting. I just ordered your first two books to be sent to Uncle JWW in Manchester. Please autograph them for me.

It would be the best birthday present ever! :)

from Susan

#200

Reuben (Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:47)

I enjoyed your talk at my school,Hiilhead Pimary, today.
:)

#199

louise (Tuesday, 08 June 2010 17:27)

hi
I hvae a qustsoin ...... if you chould be a anmail what whould you be and why ???

from louise
p.s you came to my school sandwich junior school

#198

Harry Rossall (Tuesday, 08 June 2010 17:00)

Hi steve,
I have finished the worlds biggest bogey it is reallly funny at the moment my sister Charlotte is reading it, I am reading the worlds awesomest Air-Barf.
Best wishes for the futer

from harry.
fro

#197

Harry Rossall (Monday, 07 June 2010 20:00)

Hi, steve,
my favourite character in the danny backer record breacker is danny baker because he tries to breack lots of crazy records. I have never tried to breack a record . My funniest joke is probably this one
knock , knock
whoes there
poodimish
poodimishwho
are did you really.
best wishes for the future
from Harry.

#196

Steve Hartley (Monday, 07 June 2010 12:51)

Hi Aaron

You'll have to wait and see - the new books are out in about three weeks!
I will be updating the Danny Baker Record Breaker page on the website soon, so that will give you some clues about what's going to happen in the next 4 stories
:)

#195

Aaron Bolton (Monday, 31 May 2010 20:07)

I haven't bin on this website for about a month. Anyway, what records are Danny gonna try out for in the next two books. :)

#194

sam (Friday, 28 May 2010 20:30)

HI steve.I had a great time when you came to Queensgate. I also enjoyed your books.

your sincerly sam [ from Queensgate primary school]

#193

Adam (Thursday, 27 May 2010 18:59)

you've been to my school,Queensgate.with Mrs challinor.and im in year 3.
my favourite charecter is Danny.and i have never attempt a world record.your books are cool.And i am 8, i am looking forward to the new books.
text me lateR,from your friend Adam.BI!

#192

Mya Isobella Graves (Thursday, 27 May 2010 17:20)

hi steve hartly i am Mya prnouced my uh and i am reading the worlds biggest bogey for the second time. Im sorry that you are not my faverote aurther ,Roald Dahl is but see if you can brake the worlds funniest aurther record P.S I think you are

#191

misha (Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:44)

love the jokes and ganes i just love the wedsite its so cool

#190

Steve Hartley (Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:38)

G'day Bart!

I don't think my books are for sale in Australia - not yet, anyway.
If you can't find a copy of The World's Biggest Bogey anywhere, you could ask a grown-up in your family to buy one from Amazon - just click on the book cover at the top of this page. I'm guessing that's how your best friend got his.

Good luck, and thanks for writing to me - it's Ace to get a message from the other side of the world!!!

#189

Bart (Tuesday, 18 May 2010)

hi,
do you sell any books in Austraila. Because i looked evrey where. i cant understand that my best friend has got the worlds biggest bogey and i havnt.
from Bart
age 10

#188

thomas (Friday, 14 May 2010 19:06)

hi i like your books

#187

Ailsa Newgreen (Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:29)

Hi Steve, you came to my school yesterday(Sandwich Junior School).Thanks for the tip about the beard!!!When we were going over a practice sats paper from July and me and lots of other people, were stroking our chins!!! Thanks for the autograph I love it so does Claudia!!!
From Ailsa Newgreen 5B
Age 10

#186

Steve Hartley (Thursday, 29 April 2010 12:51)

Hi Sophie, Louise, Jacques, and everyone else I met in Kent yesterday! I had a fab time at:

Eastry Primary School
Sandwich Junior School
and
Whitfield School in Dover

There was some truly awesome singing of the Danny Baker song, and you kids laughed really loud at all my jokes - ACE!!!

#185

jacques george (Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:51)

28/04/10 sandwich junior school hi i saw u at my school toady nice fake berd hope you come agin

#184

Louise Vance (Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:29)

Dear Steve, Biggest thanks for a great day, you were wonderful. Children came along to the Bookshop after school and bought more copies. One little girl says her Gran wears knickers like yours!
Look forward to seeing you again.

#183

Sophie (Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:38)

hi today u came to my school sandwich junior school and my fave book is air barf hope u come again! :)

#182

jason (Tuesday, 27 April 2010 08:26)

hi I LOVE YOUR BOOKS I just found them by

from Jason Allen
age 9

#181

Steve Hartley (Saturday, 24 April 2010 14:12)

That's Ace news, Aaron!
Maybe I can read your story, next time I come to Didsbury Road Primary!

#180

Aaron Bolton (Friday, 23 April 2010 22:08)

Hey steve, you know you said I should try those ideas we told
you. Well, I've started to write a book with some of those
ideas.

thanks for the tip

bye

#179

Steve Hartley (Friday, 23 April 2010 00:34)

7cm? WOW! Great effort, Lucy!

Thanks for ALL your messages, kids - some are in gobbledegook, which is awesome! And I love that you wrote gobbledegook AND Korean, Leo! Yours is the first ever message in a foreign language on my message board - ACE!!!

I had a great time at Didsbury Road Primary last week. You kids came up with some fantastic ideas for stories, and it would be really cool if YOU tried writing some of them down. Why don't you have a go, Aaron?!

Also, Hi to the kids who came to see me at Garforth Library :)

I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter holidays, and that you're all reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#178

lucy walton (Thursday, 22 April 2010 19:17)

i sneezed and a snot trail 7cms long!!!! like danny' bogey!!!

#177

mike (Wednesday, 21 April 2010 20:46)

hi it is me i love danny baker xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

#176

Aaron Bolton (Wednesday, 21 April 2010 20:13)

I love your books. And by the way thanks for coming to my school didsbury road primary, i also like the idea for danny to say "Ace" and for matthew to say "cool". And one question are you actually going to use the ideas told you.

thanks bye

#175

Niamh (Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:50)

I love the worlds biggest bogey I really liked it when Natalie got nits and couldn't go to the disco and when she picked up the bogey thinking it was a rubber ball and spent the afternoon washing her hands!!!!!:)

#174

samhita miriyala (Friday, 16 April 2010 08:47)

hi this is samhita from didsbury road primary school i really your books thank you for coming to my school

#173

Ben Mckee D.P.R.S. (Friday, 16 April 2010 07:50)

HI Steve.My favorite book is THE WORLD'S AWESOMEST AIR-BARF,and I can't wait for THE WORLD'S STICKIEST EARWAX.
I hope you are well .
I enjoye reading your books - please write some more !
Ben

#172

samhita (Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:10)

i really like your books

#171

leo capaldi (Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:03)

bucket scoops I got one of your books on wensday. i started writing a short drainy babbler record breaker to send to you I keep trying to make it better. your book books are wonderfluff x999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. my beans would not let me ever attempt a world record at my age ding-dong leo from didsbury road primary school ps. korean for ace is
ace
동. 되받을 수 없는 공을 치다 (테니스); 우승자가 되다; 고득점 하다

명. 전문가; 우승자; (카드놀이의) 에이스; 받아 넘길 수 없는 서브( 테니스)

#170

samhita miriyala (Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:57)

this is samhita from didsbury road primary school i really cool it was so when you came to the school the books are really funny thank you

#169

beth allison (Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:12)

hi Iam beth allison from didsbury road primary school
I just wanted to let you know that the danny baker books are sooooooooooooooooooo good and funny .I just want to
thank you for coming to are school I had alot of fun thanks again beth

#168

emily martin (Thursday, 15 April 2010 08:14)

HI its emily [from disbruy road primrey school]i like both youre book and looking foward for youre next 2 books i sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo like them. BY

#167

Tom (Wednesday, 14 April 2010 17:54)

Bucket scoops i really love your books they are wonderfluff i like the way you said dopey as natalie and saddlebags for your books i wish i could break a world record but my mum says i am not allowed.

dingdong
Tom

#166

henry (Monday, 12 April 2010 09:57)

i think your books are wonderfluff im counting down to the next two books i cant wait !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#165

Ella Bretti (Saturday, 10 April 2010 12:55)

I really like the book danny baker record braker!
It is super and ace!!!!!
I cannot wait till the new books come out, I am so excited! :-)

#164

izzy (Monday, 05 April 2010 11:35)

hi i really enjoy ur books

#163

mabli (Saturday, 03 April 2010 18:35)

i really like the sound of the books

#162

Hannah (Thursday, 01 April 2010 18:58)

Its Hannah Edwards from St Josephs Primary
Stourbridge
Your book(The worlds biggest bogey) is amazing
It has so much character and meaning inside it. It is one of the best books i've ever read. My favourate character is Natalie. Your books are the best and i am waiting for your other books to come out! You are the best.
Speak soon
Hannah
xx

#161

dawson (Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:59)

hi danny and mathew youre both ace! oh yeah danny you stole my word.nat the prat stop bugging danny your bad and hes the best.im trying to break the world biggest verruca

#160

Steve Hartley (Monday, 29 March 2010 22:03)

Hi kids :)

I've been to more fab schools in the last two weeks:
Rufford C of E Primary
Our Lady of Lourdes Primary, Southport
and
St Joseph's RC Primary, Stourbridge
(3 cheers for Miss Pole and Class 4!)

I've heard some great singing, read some of your awesome stories, and you've told me some very funny jokes, too - ACE!

I hope you all have a Record-Breaking Easter, and get loads of yummy chocolate eggs :)

#159

Steve Hartley (Monday, 29 March 2010 21:15)

Adam, I'm sorry but I can't put my home address on the message board - if everyone starts writing to me at home, I'll never have any time to write more Danny Baker Record Breaker books!
I know you've written me a letter for your school project, and I'd really like to see it! Which school do you go to? If it's not too far away, I might be able to call in and pick your letter up from the school office!

#158

William Sutton (Monday, 29 March 2010 17:21)

I think your books are MEGA COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#157

Adam (Monday, 29 March 2010 11:08)

what is your address and post code please

#156

Alice (Friday, 26 March 2010 21:37)

hi i love the bit in the world's biggest bogey where everything in wyz byz supermarket and everything falls on him and the big baby thing
From Alice
ps i love your books

#155

kathrine and Aaminah (Thursday, 25 March 2010 16:02)

Hi steve it was nice meeting you on friday
we have a new student called Julia

from kathrine and Aamninah a

#154

Darcey O'Byrne (Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:00)

You came to my school olol BUT sadley I was at a SING UP concert I sounded great.but luckely my friend emma got both books.Thank you for spelling my name right not many people do!!

#153

stephen appleby (Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:59)

you came to rufford school on wednesday and i bought both of your books. I have read the first story in the worlds biggest bogey and made my own. It is called 'The worlds most fake mole face'. I haven't illustrated it yet but i am going to get a close-up on one.

#152

mel mercer (Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:51)

Hi steve u r sooooooo cool and funny. I liked the worlds biggest bogie the most!

#151

ryan (Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:16)

to steve

you know danny in the worlds biggest bogey he's aged 9 and a bit and in the worlds awesomest air-barf is he 10 in the world's stikiest ear wax

#150

Eleanor (Saturday, 20 March 2010 12:36)

Hi Steve it was sooo cool when you came to our school thanks for comeing
Eleanor.
PS I'm from St Josephs.

#149

katie (Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:19)

hi steve its me again
i cant wait till july because im on holiday and the books the one im most looking foward to is the worlds stickiest earwax gross

#148

Adam (Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:03)

Hi steve,havent been on the website for ages.Any way at school we are doing about aurther's.We are all going to write a letter to our favourite auther and my favourite auther is you!We are going to bring in a story of the book that the auther has written.I want to bring in the 2 of thre books but we are only aloud 1.I hope you get the letter

#147

ELYSIA (Friday, 19 March 2010 19:22)

hi steve thank you for today it was ace when you came to st josephs do you like this joke i made it up on holiday (this is the joke)a girls friend is called haylo and haylo invites the freind round for a sleepover and when the girl gets to the girls house she says halo you get it

#146

helena and lucy clift (Friday, 19 March 2010 18:01)

Hello Steve
I Really injoyed here visited
You really inspered me to write.
you are our favourite auother
Lucy and Helena
xx xx

#145

philip (Thursday, 18 March 2010 20:17)

hi steve its philip from galmpton school ow you dowing and stop wering the large pink nicars

#144

michael fessey (Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:49)

i liked you comming to our lady of lourdes, youre the best. Better than Roal Dahl. love mike

#143

jake james helyer (Wednesday, 17 March 2010 18:34)

i love the book the worlds biggist bogey its great.

from jake

#142

lucy clift (Wednesday, 17 March 2010)

Hello Steve,
I am really looking forward to your visit to St. Josephs stourbridge on the 19th of march
x

#141

Steve Hartley (Tuesday, 16 March 2010 19:08)

Thanks Olivia and Donell! Hope you both had Ace birthdays - I'm glad you love the books :)

And thanks to ALL the kids I met at:
Hayes Road Primary
Galmpton Primary
and Cockington Primary

I had an AWESOME time in Devon - I'd LOVE to come back and see you all again!

Keep reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#140

katie (Tuesday, 16 March 2010 18:54)

hi steve thanxs again for coming to galmpton like james said plez come again you are the coolest authur i have ever met and the only one i have met!!!!!!!!!! i loved the big bogey cool and the big pants the story you made up about ewan was funny!!!! you are ace p.s plz come again

#139

Olivia (Tuesday, 16 March 2010 18:20)

I got all your books so far for my birthday me and my mum read them all night and they are really good you are a GREAT Auothour!

#138

james (Sunday, 14 March 2010 15:11)

hi steve u rock i loved the pants, the books were well funny ,please visit galmpton again soon.danny's well funny and i want to get everyone of your books.

#137

molly (Friday, 12 March 2010 23:10)

hi im molly and you came to galmpton primary school and ive got 1 of ur books all ur books i bet will be auwsome u r rocking cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you r always goin to be my favourite author

#136

iona (Friday, 12 March 2010 18:26)

i love your books and i love what you put in it for the world's awesomest air-barf you put hi! iona! you are mega cool! steve hartley
and in the world's biggest bogey you put hi! iona,you are ace! break a record! steve hartley

#135

Bradley Weedon (Thursday, 11 March 2010 22:07)

Hi steve I love your books I can't wait until July. Thanks for coming to Galmpton CofE Primary School today and I really like the What If game!

#134

courteney (Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:05)

Hi steve its courteney from galmpton primery school your so cool you were great and funny those pants were large your the best writer i have ever met.

#133

donell (Wednesday, 10 March 2010 19:54)

steve your so good if you dont know i am someone who goes to heber primry school it was my birthday then and you gave me a fantastick present thanks i finished reading the worlds awesomest air barf VOMITAIR the pongy potion was ACE I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THE WORLDS STIKIEST EARWAX AND THE WORLDS LOUDEST ARMPIT FART I KNOW THEY WILL BE COOL AND ACE

#132

Steve Hartley (Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:11)

Hi kids :)

Yes, Ella, I remember you and Louis - it's Ace that you enjoyed my visit on Saturday, and that you're loving the book so much!

And Rhys - what an awesome record attempt! Good try. And best of luck with your fingerboard collection - that would be a very Cool record to get!

#131

Rhys (Monday, 08 March 2010 17:17)

Hi Steve,
I went to Tesco yesturday to get a book and i saw The world's biggest bogey! It's Ace! I'm gonna get the world awesomest air-barf! Plus I can't wait for The world's stickiest earwax and The world's loudest armpit fart! I tryed to get into the world records 2010 for the most books from paper!(There not really published! I pretend!) I made 4,923 books! Sadly, that was not a record! aparently, the record is 9,876,45!!! WOW! I did get a certificert for trying very hard!
Next time i'm gonna try and collect the most fingerboards (I got 23!)
Hope I get into the book of records!
-Rhys

#130

Ella & Louis Palmer. (Sunday, 07 March 2010 16:24)

Hi Steve,
we were at simply books yesterday & my brother bought a copy of your book which you signed for him.(You had some trouble spelling his name I'm not sure if you remember!?) Anyway we love the book & Louis LOVES it.He especially loves the spottiest bum bit which made him laugh out loud!I loved squashing into Felmas knickers 2!!

#129

Steve Hartley (Saturday, 06 March 2010 20:55)

More BRILLIANT jokes! Thanks everyone - I love them, keep them coming!

I've had a fab National Book Week, and an ACE time meeting all the kids at Gorsey Bank Primary...everyone who turned up at Horsforth library, Leeds on World Book Day...and all the people who packed out Simply Books in Bramhall today - hope we broke that record!!!

#128

Max (Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:16)

I'm half way through youre book and I just got it.

From Max

#127

joseph (Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:05)

its me witch book did you like writing the most i like the world's awesomest AIR BARF

#126

katie (Saturday, 06 March 2010 16:03)

hi steve you told me to send me the joke about the two teams of cats: one was one, two, three and the other team was un, deux, trois;
which one won?
one, two, three because un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq
p.S.
you're really funny and the knickers were hilarious!!! l o l !!!

#125

olivia and izzy (Saturday, 06 March 2010 10:20)

we love your danny baker story books
our faviourte character is Danny we,ve
read some of your book and its great.

#124

Jack (Friday, 05 March 2010 09:30)

to steve
I am going to bye one of your books today - i won a gift vouvher at school. Thank you for letting us see the biggest bogie in the UK. Why did the chicken cross the road - because he always does. Why does the fox cross the road - because it was the chickens day off. Whats a penguins favourite aunt - auntartica.

From Jack & Elizabeth

#123

Lorraine (Thursday, 04 March 2010 15:18)

Thank you for your fab visit today it was ace!
The bogey was marvellous and pants were fantastic, but when can I have them back! lol

#122

Lucy Vincent (Wednesday, 03 March 2010 20:37)

Hi

I'm Lucy Vincent from Gorsey Bank Primary School, I think your
books are awesome! Looking forward to the next books in July!
Kind regards
Lucy

#121

stanley (Wednesday, 03 March 2010 19:51)

to steve

your book's are mega ace. I can't wait till the next serie's

I love Danny Baker

#120

Emily Fox (age 8) (Wednesday, 03 March 2010 18:42)

What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?

A= anything you like because it can't hear you!

P.S I really enjoyed your visit to Gorsey Bank,I especially enjoyed you reading a bit of your fantastic, fascinating book!

#119

Steve Hartley (Monday, 01 March 2010 15:08)

I've had a RECORD-BREAKING number of messages last month! Thanks to everybody who wrote to me in February:

David (the grown-up!), Matt from Switzerland, Adam, Phoebe Georgiou, Jasmine, Pedro, Ria, Cassie, Christian & Hannah, Alexia, Tara, Billie Louise, Ava, Marika, Anika, Ria Bollard, Niamh, Tyan, Marcel, Yasmin, Melia, Joe Speakman, Renee, Amy Katterloher, Lewis, Zeeshan, Sophie McIntosh, Adam, Kamara, Jessica, Denise, Alex, Archie, Louis Griffin,
Hannah & Sophie, Anna & Philippa, Josh, Mathew Wellings, Peter Olley & Oliver Lawson, Alex Nicklin & Sammy Oakes, Ryan Duffy, Niamh Lomax, Jordan Johnson & Joseph Morris, Aaminah Farooq & Megan Lock, Will, Ellie Cole & Elenor McElhone, Shaun Peter Fredric Bryant, Grace & Maisie, Katherine Willetts, Elena & Megan, Joseph (from St Joseph's!), and Liam.

Phew!!! That was a BIG list!

Thanks everyone - it's ACE to hear from you all :)

#118

Steve Hartley (Monday, 01 March 2010 14:06)

Hi everyone!

Thanks for all your cracking jokes - they really made me laugh :)

Here are the answers to some of your questions:
Jessica - Yes, I DO come from Manchester. And the team I support is the *best* one in Manchester - it's up to you to guess which one!
Denise - No, I don't have a massive sewing machine. But they must have one at Giant-Pants-R-Us in Kissimmee, Florida, the shop where Thelma McCurdie buys her knickers!

And to all the kids at St Joseph's, Stourbridge: thanks for all your brilliant messages - I can't wait to see YOU in March - we're going to have fun!

Until then, keep reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#117

liam (Saturday, 27 February 2010 11:13)

thank you for my book

#116

Billie louise (Saturday, 27 February 2010 09:19)

I LOVE YOUR BOOKS I COME FROM REDRIFF school. and i love the big boggeys and the giggantic under pants. i cant wait till the new danny baker books come out. LOL
:)

#115

joseph from st joseph school (Friday, 26 February 2010 22:05)

witch story are you going to read us are you going to read us the world's loudest armpit fart if you do it would be grate

#114

joseph (Friday, 26 February 2010 21:53)

hi it's me number 113 and 112 and 111 and 100 and i from st joseph's schoole and i cart wante un till you read us your new story

#113

joseph (Friday, 26 February 2010 21:42)

it's me number 100 and 111 and number 112 and i am ecsited to hear your new book i am a big fan and i have a sum gobbly guk but dey

#112

joseph (Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:01)

hi it is me number 100 and 110 i hava a nuther joke what do carret eat A.A them sellf

#111

joseph (Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:54)

hi it me i relly want to read your new books did you get my joke about the monkey my class has read your the world's bigest bogey as mathyou wode say it it is ase

#110

Sammy Oakes (Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:53)

Hi steve can't wait untill the worlds loudest armpit fart comes out we are reeding worlds awsomest air-barf at school ,can't wait untill you come in we are doing the jungle book at school.

#109

Elena & Megan (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:56)

To Steve
We are from ST.Josephs.
we can't wait until you come to are school.
Our favourite part was when Danny was talking gobbildi-goop.
We'd love to hear you yodel when you come.
(This is a joke) A cowboy went into town on friday he stayed for three days and came back on Friday how did he do it?(HIS horse was called Friday)
Best wishes Elena & Megan.

#108

Katherine Willetts (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:46)

Hi Steave
Your books are great

By

#107

Megan lock (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:36)

When you come i hope you like our school

From Megan Lock

#106

Hannah and Sophie (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:34)

Hi Steve
we are from st.josephs Norton we cant wait till you come.
we have read the worlds biggest bogey in class and we think its really cool!

#105

Grace and Maisie (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:24)

HI
your books are amazing and funny too!
We like The Worlds Biggest Bogey.
We can not wait for you to come into class.
The Worlds Loudest Armpit Fart looks good.
Have you ever tried to break a world record?
Our favourite character is DANNY!!!!!
hope to speak to you soon
from Grace and Maisie

#104

Shaun Peter Fredric Bryant (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:23)

To Steve Hartley here's a joke.

Q. What happens if you sit under a cow?

A. A pat on the head
get it
From shaun bryant

#103

Ellie Cole And Elenor Mcelhone (Thursday, 25 February 2010)

Hi Steve
We are from St Josephs School and We cant wait to see you
we love your books we are now nearly finishing the worlds biggest bogey and will soon be starting to read the worlds awsomest air-barf!!!

#102

Will (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:20)

To STEVE
I am from St Joseph's
I think your books are AMAZING
I can't wait until you come in

#101

Aaminah frooq and megan lock (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:20)

Hi this is megan and Aaminah we love your books
they are fab. We are a big fan of your books we will
love your autograph. We are going to be so happy when
you come and visit.
Love From Megan and Aaminah
xxx

#100

jordan johnson and joseph morris (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:19)

Hi We are a big fan of your book me and joseph are going to get your book we like the world's biggest bogey we have a joke for you. what hapen's if you give a monkey the wrong food. they go bananas

#99

Niamh Lomax (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:16)

Dear Steave Hartly
i can't wait till you come! to s.t Josephs, school i'm so excited!

#98

Philippa and Anna (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:13)

hi we have just sent you one but we want to tell you that our fave character is DANNY! because we like all his funny attemps to break a record! from PHILIPPA AND ANNA!

#97

ryan duffy (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:12)

dear steve
i am ryan and i am reading danny baker record breaker the worlds awesomest air-barf and the worlds biggest bogey and are really enjoying them
best wishes ryan
PSi love them
PPS i am getting the new books that are coming out in july
PPPS louis who sent you an email is my friend as well
PPPPS I'm from st jos

#96

Alex Nicklin and Sammy Oakes (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:10)

hey steve i cant wait until the stickiest earwak

#95

Peter Olley and Oliver Lawson (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:10)

HiSTEVE we're from st.joseph school we cant wait until you come to our school!

#94

mathew willam wellings (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:06)

To steve Hartley my friend Ryan Duffy is reading the book called the world's awesomest air-barf and he loves it.

#93

josh (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:06)

i am from st josephs i can not wait for you to come to my school i love your book danny baker record braker
and can't wait for you to read your new book to us

from josh

#92

Anna and Philippa (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:05)

To Steve your books are amazing!
you will see us at st josephs in march!
we cant wait to see you
hope you have a nice time.
see yo in march!
from Anna And Philippa

#91

Hannah and Sophie (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:05)

hi
in year 4 we have read The worlds biggest bogey and we think it is ACE!

#90

louis g griffin (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:05)

hi steve,
I'm from St Josephs primary school, Stourbridge
and I think your books are ggggrrrreeeeaaaaatttt!!!!
we've been reading them in class and have been laughing our socks off!!
you are coming to our class in march so i'll see you soon !!

best wishes louis g griffin
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mmmmmmmm

#89

alex (Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:01)

hey steve how yeah doing#

#88

Archie (Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:20)

I read worlds bigest bogey I liked the bit when danny speaks gobbledegook and danny writ a letter to Eric bibby in gobbledegook.

#87

alex (Monday, 22 February 2010 20:26)

hey ah Steve im from st Josephs i cant wait will you come

#86

Denise (Sunday, 21 February 2010 14:14)

Hi Steve,
I go to Redriff primary school and I loved it when you through the massive bogey also where did you get those giant pants and did you use a massive sewing machine? anyway my best character is Danny with all his revolting records. Oh yeah my best joke is What do you call a dinosaur that smashes the town? tyrannasaurus wrecks!

#85

jessica (Saturday, 20 February 2010 21:54)

hi steve i go to redriff primary school i liked it when u threw that big bogey green and all slimy my faveout carritor is danny because he does the best and funny records why did u want to be an athor do u come from manchester what do you soport whats your faveoutite football team.bye write back soon

#84

Adam (Thursday, 18 February 2010 18:58)

what did you say to the skelaton?pull your self together.why did you throw a butter out of the window?To see a butter fly.why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?because he got a holein 1.

#83

Adam (Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:18)

wow,thanks for the answers

#82

Steve Hartley (Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:39)

WOW! What a lot of questions! You can find the answer to some of them by searching around different pages on my website...

Here's the answer to a couple more:
Q:what do you use to write the books?
A:Sometimes I use a pen and lined paper, mostly I use my laptop
Q:Do you make the cover of the books?
A:NO! Nick Sharratt does the ACE designs, then my publisher Macmillan get them printed and made into Danny Baker books
Q:How much of the day do you write the books?
A:That depends...Sometimes I write for 6 HOURS! Other days, when I'm really busy, I might only write for an hour. But I do try to write something every day!

#81

Adam (Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:47)

What made you think about writing the books?Where did you start writing the books?Do you like braking records?what do you use to wright the books?how do make the cover for the books?Do you make the cover of the books? when did you start doing the books?how much of the day do you write the books?

#80

Adam (Monday, 15 February 2010 16:36)

Afyer i had a look at the looked books what you had said, looks gross but awsome I'll be looking forwad to getting those books BOTH.

#79

Adam (Monday, 15 February 2010 16:32)

Hi steve.I will be looking out for them in july.Ido like inventions very much.

#78

kamara (Monday, 15 February 2010 15:05)

hi i go to st john and st james primary school you visited there recently and i bought one of your book "the world's biggest bogey" it so awsome

#77

Steve Hartley (Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:11)

Hi kids :)

Thanks for all your messages - it's great that you're all enjoying my Danny Baker books so much!

I love hearing which bits you like best, and who your favourite characters are. Sophie, I'm really glad you like Natalie, even though she's so grumpy!
Amy and Marcel, your jokes made me laugh - keep them coming!
And hey, Adam, if you like inventions, you'll LOVE the next two Danny Baker books - Matthew comes up with some ACE inventions in the next stories!!!

You have to wait until July for the books to come out, but you can see what the titles are, and what the covers look like right now - there's a photo of them (and me!) on my Home page.

Hope you're all going to keep reading, try writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#76

Adam (Sunday, 14 February 2010 19:06)

Hi steve,I have read the second book.I could imagin me in the part where danny was in the gardon with big crops.what made you think of the idea of makeing the books.Here is an idea for the world records that danny might break.The worlds biggest invention.

#75

sophie mcintosh (Sunday, 14 February 2010 15:36)

Your book is the best one Ive ever read it was cool and my favourite character was natalie.I really liked it when natalie got angry and she got in detention because of matthew.

#74

Zeeshan (Sunday, 14 February 2010 12:29)

WOW!!!!! your book are amazing they really make me
laugh !!!!! non stop. Good luck on your next books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#73

Marika (Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:40)

Hi Steve
its Marika. from redriff. Iv got the worlds biggest bogey. Im loving it.
Best wishes Marika!

#72

lewis (Saturday, 13 February 2010 10:03)

dear steve
I loved your book it was great.i loved the bit when danny got the world record four tandem simultaneous baffling of big-brained brain .

yoursinsirly lewis

#71

Amy Katterloher (Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:11)

Hello Steve it's Amy i would like to tell you some bits and bobs what your questions were. I like Danny when he was at school, my favourite character is Danny, I have never attempted a world record. My funniest joke is, Why did the Elephant cross the road?
Because it wanted to get some trunks

#70

Renee (Friday, 12 February 2010 20:58)

Hi i realy like your books they are so funny thank you for coming to Redriff

#69

Steve Hartley (Friday, 12 February 2010 14:06)

Hi everyone! Steve here :)

I've had a fab week, visiting new schools and making loads of new friends. Thanks to all the kids at...

St John & St James C of E Primary, Clapton
Old Fort Primary, Tower Hamlets
Heber Primary, East Dulwich
Redriff Primary, Rotherhithe
and
Stapeley Broad Lane C of E Primary, near Nantwich

It was great to meet you all, and thanks for some Ace new messages!

And Hi (AGAIN!) to all the kids from Formby, Netherton and Southport - it's fantastic that you're still visiting my website and leaving me messages.
You've come up with some great ideas for book titles! Why don't you try writing some stories of your own about record-breaking?!

YAY! Keep reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#68

Joe Speakman (Friday, 12 February 2010 08:20)

Hi steve, you visited are school recently, Stapely Broad Lane.
I really like your books and will be buying the rest!

#67

MARCEL (Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:57)

ME.knock knock-YOU.whos there-ME. boo-YOU.boo who dont cry it's only a joke.

#66

marcel (Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:48)

hi agian your are my favourite author in the whole world i hope you can come back some day to heber i love your books
they are really great i cant wait to read one of your books.

ps. you and mr.gibbons look good in pink knickers
bbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

#65

MELIA age 7 (Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:34)

I really want one of your books, they look really good. I have'nt got a favourite because they both look really good. Thank you for bringing the biggest bogey in the UK to our school and the biggest knickers in the world. You and Mr Gibbins looked funny in them! It was a really good assembly, you are a good author. Please come back soon!

#64

Yasmin (Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:50)

Hi my name's Yasmin you came to our Redriff School 2 days ago, B.T.W love your books there just LOL plus you ROCK AAAAAAH!

P.S. Your an awesome dude,
From Yasmin

#63

marcel (Wednesday, 10 February 2010 20:31)

Hello i was at heber school when you was i like your books an so does my sister

#62

Tyan (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 21:21)

Hello, thanks for coming to Heber school. We liked the big bogey and the big underpants. We liked the books and I'm going to buy the bogey book this weekend. I hope to see you again at Heber school sometime, I'm sure my mates would love that. C U SOON!

#61

Niamh (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 20:11)

To Steve
I love your books they are so funny my best book is the worlds biggest bogey I dont have any of your books yet and I really want to get some and my teacher says that I can by one at the book shop.

#60

ria bollard (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 19:32)

hi i love your book's they are boss xxxx

#59

Anika (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 18:22)

I like how you think about making silly wow words about and like to make kids like me laugh.

#58

Marika (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 17:39)

To steven hartley
thanks for coming to are scholl. That bogey
ball was realy gigantic. Is it hard to publish a book? My aun-
ty writes books. Thank you Marika from redriff school.

#57

ava (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 17:35)

thanks for coming to are school i love the big bogie oh and the uder pants dany baker is a record braker p.s great storys

#56

Billie louise (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 17:07)

I love your books

#55

TARA (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 14:20)

STEVE I HAVE A IDEA THE WORLDS BIGGEST HEAD THIS COULD BE YOUR NEXT BOOK TITLE.

#54

Alexia (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 14:20)

To steve I have an idea for your book collection, The biggest hammer in the world.I think it would be really funny!

#53

christian & Hannah (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 14:18)

we love your books we have a new name baker baker football maker from Christian & Hannah

#52

cassie (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 14:14)

I have just read danny baker record breaker the worlds ausomest air barf I think it's great and the worlds biggest boggy we have now got half way through and I am really enjoying it.

#51

ria (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 14:13)

hi steve thanks for coming to my to fresh feeld primy school we love your books they are boss danny baca toy make and danny bace fut ball make

#50

pedro (Tuesday, 09 February 2010 14:12)

the book wos fune from pedro

#49

jasmine (Friday, 05 February 2010 21:13)

you have the most intresting story ever ive read your two new boks and there really funny i like the worlds awesomest air-barf because what danny does and matthew does is really god and natalie his sister is good as well its good that he tries to break a lot of records

#48

Phoebe Georgiou (Thursday, 04 February 2010 21:58)

Hi steve. Im Phoebe from Woodlands school in Formby. You visited us a few weeks ago and I really enjoyed it. I have read the worlds biggest bogey and the worlds awesomest air-barf. My faviroute one was The worlds biggest bogey. Im a big fan of your books. Im the girl that said i want to be an author when I grow up. Bye!!!

#47

Adam (Wednesday, 03 February 2010 18:46)

Hi Steve.Thanks for putting me onto the website.Good news,I have the next book. I havent had a chance to read it yet but soon i will.I,ll probablys know how fantastic it is,if not even awsomer.It is good to see your books out on the shelvs.I got it from asda

#46

Steve Hartley (Wednesday, 03 February 2010)

David
- don't worry, grown-ups are encouraged to LOL at my books too, and yes, there's plenty more silliness on its way - 2 more books out in July!

Matt
- "laughing all the way home" From Liverpool to Switzerland? That MUST be a record-breaker!!! You'll be pleased to know that there are 2 more Danny Baker books ready to be published. They're out on 2nd July, and you can order them by internet :)

#45

Matt (Wednesday, 03 February 2010 14:56)

HI, I'm Matt. I'm from Switzerland. My girlfriend and I were in Liverpool last weekend to watch a game from Liverpool FC. We bought the two books from Danny Baker at the airport while we were waiting for our flight. The two books are FANTASTIC. We were laughing the whole way home :-) I hope you'll write more books from Danny Baker. Moreover I hope it's possible to order them by internet! Congratualtions and kind regards from Switzerland! Matt

#44

David (Tuesday, 02 February 2010)

Dear Steve, I may be a grown up but I laughed out loud at William Arhibald Naughtie-McGhie getting 5,000 lines for farting in the presence of the Queen, then 5,001 lines for blaming the fart on the headmaster! Keep them coming!

#43

Steve Hartley (Monday, 01 February 2010 13:01)

Thanks for your Ace message, Adam! My brain is definitely full of amazingly SILLY things!

Thanks also to EVERYONE who left me messages in January:
Vinay&Cath, Jenny, Ella Kenny, Aaron, Mat&Jake, Sean O'Brien, Josh, Molly&Lena, Olivia, Ella, Clare, Ellie, Molly, Sam&Charlie, Dylan Manley, Tara, Keely, Class4, Thomas, Megan Campbell, Frazer Parry, Jasmine&Georgia King, Sam Riley, Gemma Rose Parry, Yasmin Bortman, Molly Graham, Abby Hobbs, Zac, Emma Piggott, Tommy Degueir, Rory, Lucy MacKinnon, Ellie Murray, and Lucy Hepworth.

I had a fab time meeting lots of you, and it's Ace to read all your messages!

Keep reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#42

Adam (Saturday, 30 January 2010 21:22)

Your books were fantastic and i have only read one of them. Ihe world records that danny attampted was realy awsome. I hope i get the next one soon. your brain must be full of amazing things to go in your fab books

#41

Vinay and Cath from Haydock (Thursday, 28 January 2010 13:36)

Hi Steve, good to see you're busy, didn't realise how famous you really are!!

#40

Jenny (Tuesday, 26 January 2010 17:19)

Hello Steve!
It's Jenny from Borders here - I have been getting very excited when I spot your books in Waterstones and Sainsburys - it's brilliant to see them on the shelves after all your hard work! Well done you! Please send my best wishes to Louise and Connie too. Take care and keep up the fantastic writing.

#39

ella kenny (Friday, 22 January 2010 22:10)

i love your book's thay are good and good love ella

#38

Aaron (Thursday, 21 January 2010 20:46)

Dear Steve I thought you were very funny when you came to visit us. I thought the worlds biggest bogey was the best book. I hope you come to see us again soon.

#37

mat and jake (Wednesday, 20 January 2010 15:29)

dear steve your books are awsome we think the big bogey and the big ping knickers were great and we will both buy the new bookes

#36

seano'brien (Wednesday, 20 January 2010 15:29)

dear steve
your book's are amazing
i really liked your book's 0 0
i would buy your books 2
ooooooo

i would like to see you again

#35

josh (Wednesday, 20 January 2010 15:28)

DEAR STEVE WE THINK YOUR BOOKS ARE AWADING
AND WE WILL SEE YOU AGEN THANK YOU STEVE

#34

molly and lena (Wednesday, 20 January 2010 15:26)

dear steve
your books are awesome danny baker record breaker
is brill the knickers suted you

from molly and lena

#33

Steve Hartley (Wednesday, 20 January 2010 12:57)

Hi kids!

Thanks for all your messages - I LOVE reading them, so keep them coming! It's great to hear how much you all like Danny Baker Record Breaker :)

Have you all followed the link that Clare sent? That's an AMAZING throw-in!

Get reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#32

olivia (Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:56)

Steav!!!!!!!!!! the world s Biggest bogey book is verry verry funny!!!!!!!! From olivia Ambrose

#31

Ella (Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:45)

I just LOVE your books, I find them very silly and disgusting but they are quite funny books. I can not wait till the other books arrive in the stores!

#30

Clare (Tuesday, 19 January 2010 16:08)

Hey Steve,
Just saw this. Danny B (not quite Baker) who's just got a loony world record...
All the best
Clare (from SCBWI)

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/19012010/58/pe-teacher-sets-world-throw-record.html

#29

Ellie (Monday, 18 January 2010 22:08)

Hi Steve your books are great! They are really funny and so is matthew and sally and danny. I really enjoyed when you came into freshfield primary and you where really funny and ihope you come in again!

#28

molly (Monday, 18 January 2010 20:34)

dear steve
thank you for today the giant knikers were great
and the bogey was revolting your books are great

from molly

#27

sam&charlie (Monday, 18 January 2010 19:14)

i think your giant bogey was great,and the GIANT knickers

YOU ARE SO COOL

#26

Dylan Manley (Monday, 18 January 2010 18:05)

your books are great because they are funny. It was great meeting you at Woodlands.

Dylan - year 1

#25

tara (Monday, 18 January 2010 18:00)

to steve I think you are really funny from tara

#24

Steve Hartley (Monday, 18 January 2010 17:51)

Hi kids - Steve here!

Had a fab day today at Freshfields Primary Formby - it was really great to see you all :)

Also: thanks for your messages Frazer and Thomas, great speed-reading Megan (that's FAST!), and Keely - what an ACE title!

Everybody...Get reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#23

keely (Monday, 18 January 2010 17:29)

dear steve

I am looking forward to the new books you write!

I have thought of a good title you might like

[Danny Baker Troble Maker] I would like you to come to Freash Fiend Primray school again

#22

Class 4 (Monday, 18 January 2010 13:27)

Dear Steve,

Thank you so much for coming to talk to us, we thought it was great fun. We loved the biggest bogey in Britain, and thought that the knickers suited you very well. Your books are awesome, and we are looking forward to reading them. We hope to see you again soon, and good luck with your books!

#21

thomas (Sunday, 17 January 2010 17:24)

i love yore books

#20

megan campbell (Saturday, 16 January 2010 22:50)

To the Keeper of the Records
The Great Big Book of World Records
London

Dear Whoever is reading this

Iread a 948 page book in 47 minutes its my personal best but i dont know if its a world record C ya l8taz
Ding-Dong

#19

FRAZER PARRY (Saturday, 16 January 2010 16:19)

TO STEVE THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY SCHOOL I CANT WAIT TO READ YOUR BOOKS THANK YOU FOR HAVING SO MUCH FUN

#18

Steve Hartley (Friday, 15 January 2010 22:36)

Hi! Steve here :)

To all the kids at...
St Luke's CE Primary School Formby
St Benedict's Catholic Primary School Netherton
Woodlands Primary School Formby
Marshside Primary School Southport

I just wanted to say that I had an ACE time meeting you all! I hope you had as much fun as I did, and I can't wait to see you all again!

Get reading, writing, and RECORD-BREAKING!!!

#17

Jasmine king and Georgia king (Friday, 15 January 2010 17:51)

hi
my name is jasmine i am so greatful that you came to our
school.you made me laugh! i love your stories they are so
funny!My favourite character was danny baker record breaker
becaus he is so smelly and naughter he should lose 100
minutes
from Georgia and jazz

#16

Georgia king (Friday, 15 January 2010 17:42)

i love your books by the way.and i wonder when are bigger i wonder your books will be.

#15

sam riley (Friday, 15 January 2010 15:19)

I lake your books.We loov you .you are good at writing.You are the best at writing.You are smool.How old are you.You were fun with us.Me and my frens spent are pley time reedng your storys.I was glad that Danny got a world record.Thank you for coming to our school. Sam

#14

[gemma rose parry.];. (Friday, 15 January 2010 15:16)

to steve thank you fo coming to my school. I want to see you
again. I lake your books.

#13

YASMIN BORTMAN (Friday, 15 January 2010 15:06)

to steve WOODLANDS SCHOOL I LOVE YOUR BOOKS A LOT. THANK
YOU
YASMIN

#12

Molly graham (Friday, 15 January 2010 13:02)

your books ar realy funny and great and the
best books ever writen.
from molly

#11

Abby Hobbs (Friday, 15 January 2010 13:02)

Your books are the best books in world and I Love your two new books the best.Relly liked you coming to woodlands.
from Abby

#10

zak - woodlands school (Friday, 15 January 2010 13:00)

I love your danny baker ,record breaker books.They are realy funny and the best bit was were he tryed to break the worlds bigest bogey ever.

#9

Emma piggott (Friday, 15 January 2010 12:59)

I love your Danny Baker record breaker book's and I loved your clapping game and song when you came to Woodlands Today. Love Emma

#8

Tommy Degueir (Friday, 15 January 2010 12:55)

I loved seeing you at Woodlands today. You are so nice and I love your books. I am going to share my book with my sister Rosie. From the Degueir family.

#7

Rory (Friday, 15 January 2010 12:44)

I Liic Yurr Stures FRom Rory

#6

Lucy MacKinnon (Thursday, 14 January 2010 19:50)

I saw you at st Lukes today you where great. I think that your books are the funniest i have ever read! I love Kates drawings especially the rat My favorite character is Danny Baker because of all the dissgusting things that he does.
Thank you for coming to our school.
from Lucy.

#5

Ellie Murray nick name smelly Ellie (Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:38)

I saw you in st lukes primary school today I think the biggest bogey book was the funniest and I like kates drawing they was amazing head lices. One day I'd like to be just like you writing all them fantstic books it must be hard
work writing all of those books your one of my best book writes hoping you come back soon with a new funny book.

#4

lucy hepworth (Thursday, 14 January 2010)

i think there the funnyest books ever there both so cool i am
lucy from st.lukes school in formby you came two tell us about
your books i loved it p.s if there are some new books comeing
out cant wait from lucy :]

#3

Mala Ram (Thursday, 10 December 2009 10:40)

Good Luck with the books !!
Fab website!
Best Wishes
Mala

#2

Clare (Monday, 23 November 2009 12:02)

Hi Steve,
Hope you enjoyed the conference as much as I did!
I'll try and teach you how to touch your tongue with your nose at the next SCBWI event/conference. It's fun.
Really like the website and can't wait to read the books
All the best,
Clare (Bell)

#1

kristian Renshaw (Saturday, 26 September 2009 20:34)

these books are brilliant and i cant wait to read the next
books

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