Hi everyone!
Search around this website carefully, and you can...
Steve & ACE illustrator Kate Pankhurst
- Learn stuff about me, my writing, and my Guinness World Records (I've got TWO!)
- Leave me a message
- Check out the funny photos
- Read silly jokes and try out the puzzles on my Fun & Games page
- Find out what I'm up to
- Get your teacher to invite me to visit your school (Sorry, kids! A grown-up has to fill the form in)
AND...
... if you've ever had your photo taken with me, go to my NEW page "Steve and ME!" to see if you can spot yourself!
Coming soon...Danny's SILLY Olympics!!!
I'm the Winner of the Moorfield Primary School Curlywurly Prize!!!
There were FIVE Curlywurlies, but I've already scoffed one! YUM!!!
(now I've scoffed them ALL!!!)
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© Steve Hartley. With thanks to illustrators Nick Sharratt and Kate Pankhurst and to body doubles: John Cleese, William Tell, Russell Crowe, Wallace, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Designed by Candy Gourlay
Print Version | Sitemap | Recommend this site!© Steve Hartley. With thanks to illustrators Nick Sharratt and Kate Pankhurst and to body doubles: John Cleese, William Tell, Russell Crowe, Wallace, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Designed by Candy Gourlay
